The Dueling Sisters
One gentleman wants to share two sisters, the sisters agree to settle their love quarrel in a duel with pistols.
The dueling sisters decide instead to shoot the not-so-gentlemanly gentleman. As the smoke from the pistols clears, they regret being angry at each other.
"Oh well", they lament with a smile, "we can always get more gentlemen, but we'll only have one sister."
As he lies still, in a heap upon the ground,
his friends begin to divide his personal effects amongst themselves.
Then the friends lift the lifeless body,
on to a waiting cart,
This gentleman has learned the hard way, never to trifle with sisters again.
Scenario provided by Cap'n Scott of the KMA Defiant
The Dueling Sisters